Joshua & Dylan

so after arts n crafts there were pretty much 4 or 5 kids per teacher o.o n they were all playing so i didn't really have to do anything? so i found this kid sitting by himself near the stage, joshua, n i asked him if he wanted to do something cause he looked bored. we started talking n dylan comes over n joins us~

joshua went off on this whole escapade about how his mom lives in hollywood n is in every show imaginable [except the kiddie ones] i asked him if she's in glee, bbt, n himym [cause those are really the only shows i keep up with] n he's like yea! n then i asked him who he lives with if not his parents since they're in hollywood n he says himself! so i asked who picks him up everyday? 'my stepmom but she just brings me home' to his own home not hers lol btw this kid is in 1st grade! so i asked him who cooks for him n he said he does! lol n he said he drives his mom's car n the police found him n broke the window n his arm [this happened 3 weeks ago] n the rest of his body too! [dunno why the arm was more important] n then he said he healed.

we also talked about sandwiches n burgers n apparently subways is no good cause it makes him [n everyone else around him] vomit. n then i found out it was cause he's allergic to everything. everythinggg. n i was like no wonder no one cooks for you! you can't eat anything! n he's like yea!! lol n then we also talked about how he has 3 wiis a black 1 a blue 1 n a red 1..i suggested that maybe they were 3 controllers n he's like noo 3 WIIS. n i was like are your parents rich? n he's like no my mom has no money. n i was like o is it cause her car window was broken n she had to get it fixed? n he's like yeaa. lol

dylan said wiis were $200 but he got his for free n i was like :o! how? he said santa brought it to him! ♥ he said he saw him tippy toeing in his room n i asked him if they left cookies n milk out for santa--yes! n if he ate them--yes! lol so cute~

kids *shakes head* :p